what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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