The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN