ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner