so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
21 Distraught People Found Out They Had An STD
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is