Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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