What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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