Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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