I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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