Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Less talking, more tequila
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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