If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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