its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
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My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
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I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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