His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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