either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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