Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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