just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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