my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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