sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?