Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
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Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?