i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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