Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Pooping to opera.
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