just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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