You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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