NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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