Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
Randomize
