I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Randomize
