Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
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Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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