she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
She needs sedatives and a leash
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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