On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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