so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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