Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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