She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
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well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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