Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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