He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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