Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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