you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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