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Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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