we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
