I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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