what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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