I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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