he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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