She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
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Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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