Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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