Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
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When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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