It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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