I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Damn victory sex feels great
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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