brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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