You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
my shit smells like andre
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize
