remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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