Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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she told me i tasted like america
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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