Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
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I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
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I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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