i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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