do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
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