We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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