absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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