i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
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I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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