That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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