So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
