Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
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I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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