let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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