I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
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he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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