So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I just blew my weed a kiss
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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