just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
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Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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