It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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